I'm working on the project that will replace He-Man. I am not doing this in coordination with anyone. I'm just usurping that weak shit I was force fed in the 80s. You just wait. Think you've seen biceps? FUCK your biceps. I don't know what to name him, yet, but he'll be wearing LESS clothes, including MORE rainbows, blond hair, and effeminate felines!
I WILL BURN YOUR NIPPLES OFF WITH MY RADIANCE.
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He-Man was awesome. And so was She-Ra!
ReplyDeleteIt occurred to me the other day that all of the cartoons that I watched as a child shaped me into the adult that I am now. Each one cultivated my appreciation for something specific.
ReplyDelete- Thundercats for my appreciation of animals.
- Transformers for my appreciation of technology.
- He-Man for my appreciation of homoerotica.
It's all so clear to me now.
-Johnny